Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Amir an Iranian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Amir says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.

2000 people leave the room. Amir says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Amir says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Amir says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Amir turns to the other candidate and says "in folanfolan shode chi az joune ma mikhad?"

The other candidate answers "age to midouni, manam midounam!"

دوستانشان مي خورند یا دشمنانشان

مارها قورباغه ها را میخوردند و قورباغه ها غمگین بودند.

قورباغه ها به لک لک ها شکایت کردند ،

لک لک ها مارها را خوردند و قورباغه ها شادمان شدند ،

لک لک ها گرسنه ماندند و شروع به خوردن قورباغه ها کردند!

قورباغه ها دچار اختلاف دیدگاه شدند ،

عده ای از آنها با لک لک ها کنار آمدند و عده ای دیگر خواستار بازگشت مارها شدند ،

مارها بازگشتند و همپای لک لک ها شروع به خوردن قورباغه ها کردند.

.حالا دیگر قورباغه ها متقاعد شده اند که برای خورده شدن به دنیا می آیند. تنها مسئله اي كه برای آنها حل نشده باقی مانده است:

اینکه نمیدانند توسط دوستانشان خورده میشوند یا دشمنانشان؟

Why Worry

There are only two things in life to worry about:

Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.

If you are well,

then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick,

there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to get well

or whether you are going to die.

If you get well,

then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die,

there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go to hell.

If you go to heaven,

then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell,

you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,

that you won't have time to worry!

So, Why Worry?